Kids talk about the funny things their pets do.
This past Christmas Santa left me the best present ever, a puppy! As I open my last box with excitement, I decided to name her, Holly! I spent the whole Christmas day with her.
Holly is full of energy and loves to play. One night when I was sleeping I heard this rumbling noise. I thought it was coming from outside but it wasn’t. I look down at the floor and I see Holly’s little tent shaking up and down. Holly was inside the tent playing and dancing. She made me laugh!
Alexandra Cristofoli
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
The pet that made me laugh was my bird Jalapeno. He made me laugh because when I was doing a cart wheel I fell over and the bird started to laugh. Then I started to laugh. I thought it was so funny! That is what pet made me laugh.
Mary Kate Palmisano
Valley View School
Grade 4
The pet that made me laugh was my dog Cindy. I was rubbing her belly and she snorted multiple times. It was very funny. Then after that she stood up and had an under bite it was hilarious. That was a time a pet made me laugh.
Maddie Ruscher
Valley View School
Grade 4
Ahh. My dog’s so cute and funny. Her name is Bou-Bay. One time we were going to the school bus. My mom was walking Bou-Bay. Bou-Bay ran onto the bus she was adorable. To bad my mom took her off the bus. I really wanted her to come to school with me.
Alexis Lonoff
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
My cat likes to play fetch!
Shannon Simpson
Patrick McGaheran School
Grade 2
My cat, Penny, makes me laugh when she tries to bite her tail. She moves it and then for a half hour she runs in a circle trying to catch it.
Michael Pflanzer
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
My dog makes me laugh when he licks my hand so much. I also like when he jumps on me for a doggy treat. He always wants to have peanuts and pretzels when I am sitting on the couch with food. He is always going for his food so he jumps up on me for it. That is so rude Wilson!
Ryan Hillwig
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
Whenever my dog wants to sleep, he lays down on the couch right next to his crate instead of inside of his crate. When he lays on the couch he spreads his legs out so there is no room for anyone else.
Alyssa Loss
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
I have a crazy cat, his name is Max. One of the craziest things he has done is playing in my pool. When the cover is on my pool there is still about half a foot of water on the cover. Max splashes the water then he chases it. I have never seen a cat that likes water! Another funny thing Max has done is climbing on my pools cover when it is snow covered. There is a floating bubble in my pool to support the cover. When it is snow covered it looks like a snowy mountain, so when Max climbed it we called him Mountain Cat. These are just two of the crazy things my cat does.
Emma Hall
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Haha! My cute little calaco kitten, Talons just sneezed again! Whenever Talons sneezes it makes a pew sound like a laser gun, jumps, and lands on his tummy with all four legs spread out. I laugh every time Talons does this, its soo cute.
Ashley Jurgensen
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
My cat does a lot of funny and abnormal things and I am going to tell you a few things that she does.First, my cat takes my dog’s chewed up tennis ball, puts it close to her stomach, and then kicks it with her hind legs. I don’t know why she does that. Maybe the ball did something to insult or call her fat, because to be honest, my cat is really fat. Another thing that she does is lay on her back, put her front legs up like a kangaroo, and spread her hind legs apart. I think that relieves pain in her stomach because she had a kidney stone taken out, so by doing this, her stomach won’t hurt.Like I said, my cat does abnormal things.
What are some weird things that your pets do?
Mandi Cipriano
Milford Public School
Grade 6
Ha ha! That’s so funny! My goat Storm always makes me laugh when she jumps and runs to the side. She also squirms and wriggles in the air with her legs moving so fast. She does that when she’s happy or scared. Once my mom took a video of Storm. Storm runs so fast it’s hard to catch her or pet her. We have a plank that goes upon a spool where Storm runs often. Now I know that goats can be funny.
Luke Machinnon
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Have you ever heard of a dog that can make strange noises when he yawns? Bet you haven’t! Well now you have! Well, my dog, Oreo, can when he stretches and yawns. Some times it sounds like a human saying “No” or “Aww.” Also he leaps really high especially when there is wood. My dog does this because he can’t get footing on wood. If there is a wood floor he can’t jump over he slides like a rock on ice. My dog is so funny!
Justus French
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Oh my gosh! My dog, Cooper is doing his dance again, I’ll tell you what he does…..Cooper gets up on his feet and dances by jumping and spinning in circles on his paws! Since he is a Caviler King Charles Spaniel, and he is a small dog, Cooper can balance himself really good on his feet! After he dances I give him one dog treat. I laugh so hard I almost wet my pants! Cooper is hilarious!
Taylor Simms
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Look at what my dog Dash is doing. He is doing something we call a Dash Attack. He is running around the yard so fast you can barely see him. He runs in a zig-zag pattern like he’s a pinball in a pinball machine. My friends and I always laugh after a good Dash Attack.
Ryan Forbes
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
“Bubble-Bubble!” The funniest thing my fish did was when he ate his food then made a funny and weird face. He looked liked he was saying,”What did you say?” I was like,”Taylor,stop it’s too funny!” Then he finally stopped.
Zara Mapleston
Kingwood Township School
Grade 4
Something funny my pet did was when my cat had her paw underneath a pair of pants, she flipped her paw up, and the pants flung up in the air! It was so funny when she kept doing it! That is what my pet did to make me laugh.
Jake Feltham
Kingwood Township School
Grade 4
On the night of January 18th, my fish did something funny. While my fish was sleeping, Mom turned on the motor. The noise woke up my fish! Then my fish flopped in a corner of the tank. It made me laugh a little.
Kevin Zhang
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
My dog bumps its head on the refrigerator.
Emily Zhang
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
Ha Ha Ha! One thing my pet horse does that makes me laugh is chase dogs. It is funny because the horses don’t do it that often. I like when they run into the field. It is sometimes funny. The thing that really makes me laugh is when they run wild. That is the funny part. That is what makes me laugh!
Noah Szobonya
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
One thing that my pet did that makes me laugh in my memories is when my rooster attacked me. It would always get feathers all over my shirt. My mom would always have to spray it with a hose. I always hated that. I hope to get any more mean roosters.
Luke LaSasso
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
Once my pony Isabelle was running around in circles when I was trying to feed her. I was trying to catch her, but she wouldn’t let me catch her. Finally she would let me catch her.
Sophia May
Delaware Township School
Grade 2
On my Grandfather’s birthday my Grandmother baked his favorite cake, carrot cake, for him. When we started singing “Happy Birthday”, dun, dun, dun, my dog Duke licked the cake!
Tanya Wintermute
Delaware Township School
Grade 3
Sometimes my cat Ginger goes behind my television and sets up a little napping area behind there. Once I looked behind the tv and I saw that she took her tiny bed and put it behind the tv. I also saw that she took some wool I had used for a project and put it back there as well. I laughed a lot at that!
Alanna Devlin
Delaware Township School
Grade 2
Something that makes me laugh is my sister’s Bichon puppy Bella. Bella runs as fast as lightning around the house while growling. She does this when she is excited to see us. We call this behavior buzzing, it is hysterical. One specific time she “buzzed” was when my mom was playing fetch. She just slipped around on the floor because she was so excited and couldn’t get a grip on the hardwood floor. I almost passed out because I was laughing so hard and couldn’t get my breath.
Angelo Appello
Milford Public School
Grade 6
When my cat, Ruby, waits for me to get ready for bed. Once I get in the bed she snuggles between me and my mommy and listens while we read books. She does this every single night!
Zach Baratta
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
My dog makes me laugh because he has crazy hair.
Jake Zelasny
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
What my dog Cosmo does to make me laugh is that he rolls around in his bed and makes a growling sound. Also what my dog Oliver does to make me laugh is he scoots his but on the floor, and scoots around everywhere. And what my dog Nanni does to make me laugh is that when my dad walks away from his black chair, she would jump on the black chair and sits her biscuit down. These are what my dogs do to make me laugh.
Sela Adams
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
My cat makes me laugh because he always goes in the sink and licks the dirty plates. My cat’s name is Thomas and he’s always hungry. One time I was sitting on the couch and he jumped up on the dog’s gate and up on the counter. We heard Thomas walking on the counter because we could hear his claws against the counter. Thomas walked to the sink and started licking the plates that were left over from our breakfast. This made me laugh because Thomas got to eat pancakes with whipped cream too.
Matthew Radano
Milford Public School
Grade 6
My fish makes me laugh when they eat and when they swim, too and when they all swim together.
Sophia Roman
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
I have a dog called Biscuit. He makes me laugh when he rolls in the mud.
Joyce Wang
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
My dog, Bailey, rings the doorbell when she wants to come inside!
Emilia Duallo
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
Kids talk about the funny things their pets do.
This past Christmas Santa left me the best present ever, a puppy! As I open my last box with excitement, I decided to name her, Holly! I spent the whole Christmas day with her.
Holly is full of energy and loves to play. One night when I was sleeping I heard this rumbling noise. I thought it was coming from outside but it wasn’t. I look down at the floor and I see Holly’s little tent shaking up and down. Holly was inside the tent playing and dancing. She made me laugh!
Alexandra Cristofoli
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
The pet that made me laugh was my bird Jalapeno. He made me laugh because when I was doing a cart wheel I fell over and the bird started to laugh. Then I started to laugh. I thought it was so funny! That is what pet made me laugh.
Mary Kate Palmisano
Valley View School
Grade 4
The pet that made me laugh was my dog Cindy. I was rubbing her belly and she snorted multiple times. It was very funny. Then after that she stood up and had an under bite it was hilarious. That was a time a pet made me laugh.
Maddie Ruscher
Valley View School
Grade 4
Ahh. My dog’s so cute and funny. Her name is Bou-Bay. One time we were going to the school bus. My mom was walking Bou-Bay. Bou-Bay ran onto the bus she was adorable. To bad my mom took her off the bus. I really wanted her to come to school with me.
Alexis Lonoff
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
My cat likes to play fetch!
Shannon Simpson
Patrick McGaheran School
Grade 2
My cat, Penny, makes me laugh when she tries to bite her tail. She moves it and then for a half hour she runs in a circle trying to catch it.
Michael Pflanzer
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
My dog makes me laugh when he licks my hand so much. I also like when he jumps on me for a doggy treat. He always wants to have peanuts and pretzels when I am sitting on the couch with food. He is always going for his food so he jumps up on me for it. That is so rude Wilson!
Ryan Hillwig
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
Whenever my dog wants to sleep, he lays down on the couch right next to his crate instead of inside of his crate. When he lays on the couch he spreads his legs out so there is no room for anyone else.
Alyssa Loss
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
I have a crazy cat, his name is Max. One of the craziest things he has done is playing in my pool. When the cover is on my pool there is still about half a foot of water on the cover. Max splashes the water then he chases it. I have never seen a cat that likes water! Another funny thing Max has done is climbing on my pools cover when it is snow covered. There is a floating bubble in my pool to support the cover. When it is snow covered it looks like a snowy mountain, so when Max climbed it we called him Mountain Cat. These are just two of the crazy things my cat does.
Emma Hall
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Haha! My cute little calaco kitten, Talons just sneezed again! Whenever Talons sneezes it makes a pew sound like a laser gun, jumps, and lands on his tummy with all four legs spread out. I laugh every time Talons does this, its soo cute.
Ashley Jurgensen
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
My cat does a lot of funny and abnormal things and I am going to tell you a few things that she does.First, my cat takes my dog’s chewed up tennis ball, puts it close to her stomach, and then kicks it with her hind legs. I don’t know why she does that. Maybe the ball did something to insult or call her fat, because to be honest, my cat is really fat. Another thing that she does is lay on her back, put her front legs up like a kangaroo, and spread her hind legs apart. I think that relieves pain in her stomach because she had a kidney stone taken out, so by doing this, her stomach won’t hurt.Like I said, my cat does abnormal things.
What are some weird things that your pets do?
Mandi Cipriano
Milford Public School
Grade 6
Ha ha! That’s so funny! My goat Storm always makes me laugh when she jumps and runs to the side. She also squirms and wriggles in the air with her legs moving so fast. She does that when she’s happy or scared. Once my mom took a video of Storm. Storm runs so fast it’s hard to catch her or pet her. We have a plank that goes upon a spool where Storm runs often. Now I know that goats can be funny.
Luke Machinnon
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Have you ever heard of a dog that can make strange noises when he yawns? Bet you haven’t! Well now you have! Well, my dog, Oreo, can when he stretches and yawns. Some times it sounds like a human saying “No” or “Aww.” Also he leaps really high especially when there is wood. My dog does this because he can’t get footing on wood. If there is a wood floor he can’t jump over he slides like a rock on ice. My dog is so funny!
Justus French
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Oh my gosh! My dog, Cooper is doing his dance again, I’ll tell you what he does…..Cooper gets up on his feet and dances by jumping and spinning in circles on his paws! Since he is a Caviler King Charles Spaniel, and he is a small dog, Cooper can balance himself really good on his feet! After he dances I give him one dog treat. I laugh so hard I almost wet my pants! Cooper is hilarious!
Taylor Simms
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Look at what my dog Dash is doing. He is doing something we call a Dash Attack. He is running around the yard so fast you can barely see him. He runs in a zig-zag pattern like he’s a pinball in a pinball machine. My friends and I always laugh after a good Dash Attack.
Ryan Forbes
Franklin Township School
Grade 4
“Bubble-Bubble!” The funniest thing my fish did was when he ate his food then made a funny and weird face. He looked liked he was saying,”What did you say?” I was like,”Taylor,stop it’s too funny!” Then he finally stopped.
Zara Mapleston
Kingwood Township School
Grade 4
Something funny my pet did was when my cat had her paw underneath a pair of pants, she flipped her paw up, and the pants flung up in the air! It was so funny when she kept doing it! That is what my pet did to make me laugh.
Jake Feltham
Kingwood Township School
Grade 4
On the night of January 18th, my fish did something funny. While my fish was sleeping, Mom turned on the motor. The noise woke up my fish! Then my fish flopped in a corner of the tank. It made me laugh a little.
Kevin Zhang
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
My dog bumps its head on the refrigerator.
Emily Zhang
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
Ha Ha Ha! One thing my pet horse does that makes me laugh is chase dogs. It is funny because the horses don’t do it that often. I like when they run into the field. It is sometimes funny. The thing that really makes me laugh is when they run wild. That is the funny part. That is what makes me laugh!
Noah Szobonya
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
One thing that my pet did that makes me laugh in my memories is when my rooster attacked me. It would always get feathers all over my shirt. My mom would always have to spray it with a hose. I always hated that. I hope to get any more mean roosters.
Luke LaSasso
Franklin Township School
Grade 3
Once my pony Isabelle was running around in circles when I was trying to feed her. I was trying to catch her, but she wouldn’t let me catch her. Finally she would let me catch her.
Sophia May
Delaware Township School
Grade 2
On my Grandfather’s birthday my Grandmother baked his favorite cake, carrot cake, for him. When we started singing “Happy Birthday”, dun, dun, dun, my dog Duke licked the cake!
Tanya Wintermute
Delaware Township School
Grade 3
Sometimes my cat Ginger goes behind my television and sets up a little napping area behind there. Once I looked behind the tv and I saw that she took her tiny bed and put it behind the tv. I also saw that she took some wool I had used for a project and put it back there as well. I laughed a lot at that!
Alanna Devlin
Delaware Township School
Grade 2
Something that makes me laugh is my sister’s Bichon puppy Bella. Bella runs as fast as lightning around the house while growling. She does this when she is excited to see us. We call this behavior buzzing, it is hysterical. One specific time she “buzzed” was when my mom was playing fetch. She just slipped around on the floor because she was so excited and couldn’t get a grip on the hardwood floor. I almost passed out because I was laughing so hard and couldn’t get my breath.
Angelo Appello
Milford Public School
Grade 6
When my cat, Ruby, waits for me to get ready for bed. Once I get in the bed she snuggles between me and my mommy and listens while we read books. She does this every single night!
Zach Baratta
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
My dog makes me laugh because he has crazy hair.
Jake Zelasny
Spruce Run School
Grade 1
What my dog Cosmo does to make me laugh is that he rolls around in his bed and makes a growling sound. Also what my dog Oliver does to make me laugh is he scoots his but on the floor, and scoots around everywhere. And what my dog Nanni does to make me laugh is that when my dad walks away from his black chair, she would jump on the black chair and sits her biscuit down. These are what my dogs do to make me laugh.
Sela Adams
Immaculate Conception School
Grade 3
My cat makes me laugh because he always goes in the sink and licks the dirty plates. My cat’s name is Thomas and he’s always hungry. One time I was sitting on the couch and he jumped up on the dog’s gate and up on the counter. We heard Thomas walking on the counter because we could hear his claws against the counter. Thomas walked to the sink and started licking the plates that were left over from our breakfast. This made me laugh because Thomas got to eat pancakes with whipped cream too.
Matthew Radano
Milford Public School
Grade 6
My fish makes me laugh when they eat and when they swim, too and when they all swim together.
Sophia Roman
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
I have a dog called Biscuit. He makes me laugh when he rolls in the mud.
Joyce Wang
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
My dog, Bailey, rings the doorbell when she wants to come inside!
Emilia Duallo
Spruce Run School
Kindergarten
